[xxxtictacion]

Me making a friendship only to find out they’re a dick

[meatswitch]

this is my mom making stroganoff

[spongebobsquarepants]

Reblog if you need this energy

[piranhapunk]

i foun d my old wallet in the drawer next to my bed and it had $400 in it im having a heart attack

[piranhapunk]

reblog the aquabats! wallet of good fortune & you’ll b blessed w/ good fortune

[coltre]

I am insecure and sensitive and I ruin everything I love

[officialeggmiliband-blog]

HELLO ME

[361percentdone]

This adorable dork

My therapist just told me a joke.

[timemachineyeah]

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

[professorfangirl]

SIT DOWN.

[lilysinthefall]

i don’t get it

[nehoynehoy14]

I feel like this is an inside joke that I am not getting

[theswearingmime]

FUCK

[hotmenandotherdistractions]

This is the best.

[the60sbazaar]

1960s Space Age hat

[stability]

hot people are fun to look at

[stability]

that’s why I love looking in the mirror

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, realizing that Hillary is the obvious best candidate for presidency of the two, but also realizing that she’s not the person I ideally want in office and that American elections are a sham of corporate greed and the funny memes only cover up how frustrated we all are:

[bryznjognepjfz4h]

you could vote Gary Johnson or Jill Stein…

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, remembering that voting third party is a complete waste of a vote and that not voting for Hillary can give Trump a very real chance at winning the White House, and Jill Stein has zero probably of winning and that Gary Johnson is a Libertarian: